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A bold pink and black leopard-print apron with black straps that features a lime green patch with the text: "I CAN COOK... ...IF I HAVE TO. But I Much Prefer A Spicy Read Over A Hot Meal." The bottom of the apron has a coordinating green and black striped trim.
A woman wearing a bold pink and black leopard-print apron with black straps stands in a modern kitchen. The apron features a green patch with the text: "I CAN COOK... ...IF I HAVE TO. But I Much Prefer A Spicy Read Over A Hot Meal." The bottom of the apron has a coordinating green and black striped trim. The background includes white shelves, cutting boards, and kitchen items.
This picture is a close-up of the upper portion of the apron, showing the detachable straps at the neck.
A bold pink and black leopard-print apron with black straps that features a lime green patch with the text: "I CAN COOK... ...IF I HAVE TO. But I Much Prefer A Spicy Read Over A Hot Meal." The bottom of the apron has a coordinating green and black striped trim.
A woman wearing a bold pink and black leopard-print apron with black straps stands in a modern kitchen. The apron features a green patch with the text: "I CAN COOK... ...IF I HAVE TO. But I Much Prefer A Spicy Read Over A Hot Meal." The bottom of the apron has a coordinating green and black striped trim. The background includes white shelves, cutting boards, and kitchen items.
This picture is a close-up of the upper portion of the apron, showing the detachable straps at the neck.

I Can Cook...But I'd Rather Be Reading – Sarcastic Apron for Book Nerds (Free U.S. Shipping)

This pink leopard-print apron is for the romance reader who can cook… but would much rather be devouring a steamy novel.

If given the choice between sweating over a stove or steaming up the pages of your latest spicy read, well… let’s just say one of those is getting ignored.

With its bold, in-your-face declaration, this apron is perfect for romance readers who know their priorities - the only thing that should be well done is their romance novel.

So, toss on this wild, flirty apron, let the oven preheat (or not), and get back to the real heat—your latest book boyfriend.

Bon appetite.

Apron Details:

  • 100% Polyester Twill
  • One-sided print
  • Black detachable twill straps
  • Machine wash cold
  • Do Not Bleach
  • Do Not Tumble Dry
  • Air Dry; Iron
  • Note: Pre-constructed item. Size variance +/- 1"
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$37.99
$37.99
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Sku: 21487212592494618656

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